a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
My best friend just lost her virginity bc she was too lazy to turn a light on and the boy she was with said “I’ll turn it on if you fuck me” so he did and they did..
AND THEY DIDN’T USE A CONDOM BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO GET ONE OUT OF HER BAG
And she’s trying to figure out when she last had her period depending on what homework she had due
it’s kind of funny how many notes my wrong decision and pure laziness has gotten me
i hope you realize that in exactly 24 hours most european countries will be at war with each other
forget about shipping wars
tumblr will be flooded by ‘my-country’s-song-is-the-best-you-little-shits’ wars
Britain will just be here like
‘please can we not come last’
people who think tumblr is a “secret place” that no one knows about