stay up late with me and talk about the meaning of life and make out with me
a guy i know saw this and he waited until like midnight to message me on facebook with “whats the meaning of life” and i was like yeah thats smooth as fuck man i like your style
today he came to my house and made out with me so the moral of the story is always make text posts when youre sad and tired because it got me a boyfriend
Nobody is making Mark’s goodbye easy…except Mark himself. In every interview he’s so determined and happy with his decision, you can’t be anything but happy for him.
Q: Mark, one more race to go and then your F1 career is history…
Mark Webber: Can’t wait! (laughs)
IT EVEN FOILS
i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct
all. fucking. correct.
DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(
HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!
oh my god
i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”